We have recently been informed that out lack of new material has been truly devistating to our avid readers. We must press that this is no indication that Smeed's humour and wit has deteriorated, but rather our ability to transfer said humour into the blog seems to have weakened. We totally understand peoples disappointment in us, and we assure you we will pick up our game. For Smeed?

Student: On page 135 does the font suddenly get smaller?"

Smeed: No. You're just strung out.

"When in doubt use a book! - This isn't my book."

- Scholarly Smeed

"I'll butcher anyone who says mushroom again"

- Salty Smeed yarr

"I'm gonna spend the entire year not knowing what anyone is talking about!"

-Smeedacles

"Very Good!.. I have no idea what she just said"

-Super sonic Smeed

Fact - Smeed has a new German-Shepard called Nash

"Yes the room is a hole - but it is where we have been sent"

- This is Sparta Smeed!

Let us start off the new year by saying "OMG!" because Smeed was insanely awesome today.  It might have just been the result of weeks without Smeed or first day delirium but it seems to us that Smeed is at a heightened state of hilarity. Sarcasm is sharper, sassy-ness has to been set to max and the craziness - well the craziness is worthy of a padded room in cell block D. 

So let us all rejoice to be in the glow of Smeed once again even if we have been moved to a hole. (Maybe if we annoy her enough she'll let us decorate it.)