Smeed Stuff

Upon finishing the rather humorous documentary, Smeed informs the class that as half of the students are absent, we get free time!
Well, this was bound to end badly right from the start.
After a rather shifty throw of a cricket ball hits the grate on the roof, under which Smeed 'happens' to be standing, she gets covered in 'brown stuff'.
Smeed: "Yes, you just got brown stuff in the teachers hair..." *looks up* "Oh! It's ok, it's just the bodies of dead bugs..."
Smeed then spends the rest of the lesson removing said 'brown stuff' (aka dead bugs) and continues with her mumbling. Oh Smeed....