Fact - In Soviet Russia Smeed annoy you!

Fact - S is for Smeed, duh.

"Alright cookies lets get to work"
- Smeed monster

"BLA BLA BLA" etc.
- rambling Smeed

"Homo means man! Get used to it you crazy little critters"
-Politically Correct Smeed

"If baby keeps doing that I'm gonna throw him out the window"
- Sister Smeed

Fact - If Smeed threatens to staple your face it means she likes you.

"You laugh but YOU PEOPLE ANNOY ME"
- Smeed the Black

"If you don't include a quote you're giving yourself.... a bad naughty thing"
- Smaad, I mean Smood, I mean Smeed!

Fact- Smeed does not sigh because she has lost her passion for teaching, she sighs to expell her awesomeness. Otherwise she has an overconcentration of said awesomeness eventually causing her to systematically shutdown due to the lack of equilibrium within her body....?

Five, Seven then five;
syllables mark a haiku,
remarkable oaf

here's one we wrote about...well just guess or alternatively read down.

Smeed is quite awesome:
spitting sarcasm at foes,
slinging sass their way.

Now you write one too!

"...and remember; tomorrow we have our giant, mega, super session"
- enthusiastic Smeed

and on that note...

Smeed's tip for young Australian mothers...
Smeed: You're not really supposed to grab the baby by it's face.

for more great advice contact
Ms. Lauren Smeed
Woodvale Senior High School

student: shutup Beth!
Smeed: I second that motion!

"ARRRGH THE MOUSTACHE!!!!"
- Smeedzilla

"Get rid of that moustache movie, or I'll make you wear a plastic moustache for a week!"
- Blackmailing Smeed

"You guys have issues..."
- Captain Smeed-Beard

"Have your parents ever had the 'drugs are bad' talk with you?"
- Scared Smeed

"Groovy"
- Sunflower aka Smeed

Possibly the greatest movie ever made:
Marc is sitting in his bath one morning and asks his wife, "how would you feel if I shaved off my moustache?" She doesn't think it's a great idea, for the 15 years they've been married, she's never known him without his 'stache. He shaves it off anyway, but when he sees his wife, she doesn't notice, neither do their friends at dinner that night, neither do his co-workers. Marc finally flips out, shouts at everyone, tells them he's tired of their little joke, and what do they really think. His wife and co-workers are appalled, what is he talking about, he's never had a moustache! In fact, he's imagining other things as well, or is he?
When asked whether she would see it, Smeed said "Maybe..." (thats good right?)

The most epic story ever! Smeed read it herself

Student: This story won an award.
Smeed: From who, the butchers' guild?

"Are you talking to inanimate objects?"
- Smeedzen