We have recently been informed that out lack of new material has been truly devistating to our avid readers. We must press that this is no indication that Smeed's humour and wit has deteriorated, but rather our ability to transfer said humour into the blog seems to have weakened. We totally understand peoples disappointment in us, and we assure you we will pick up our game. For Smeed?

Student: On page 135 does the font suddenly get smaller?"

Smeed: No. You're just strung out.

"When in doubt use a book! - This isn't my book."

- Scholarly Smeed

"I'll butcher anyone who says mushroom again"

- Salty Smeed yarr

"I'm gonna spend the entire year not knowing what anyone is talking about!"

-Smeedacles

"Very Good!.. I have no idea what she just said"

-Super sonic Smeed

Fact - Smeed has a new German-Shepard called Nash

"Yes the room is a hole - but it is where we have been sent"

- This is Sparta Smeed!

Let us start off the new year by saying "OMG!" because Smeed was insanely awesome today.  It might have just been the result of weeks without Smeed or first day delirium but it seems to us that Smeed is at a heightened state of hilarity. Sarcasm is sharper, sassy-ness has to been set to max and the craziness - well the craziness is worthy of a padded room in cell block D. 

So let us all rejoice to be in the glow of Smeed once again even if we have been moved to a hole. (Maybe if we annoy her enough she'll let us decorate it.)

And so the school year ends. Good riddance? No!! Because with the coming of the summer holidays brings the leaving of Smeed. Hence, there will be very few Smeed quotes for the next few months... unless we are lucky enough to bump into her on the holidays, not that we would be searching *shifty eyes* But, we are pleased to report considerable progress in contacting a certain.. err.. 'sister of the Smeed'. Yes.. everyone take a minute to recover from that shocking news. We will keep everyone updated on our progress.

What a momentous occasion. We have received our first 'non-ancient history' Smeed quote. (thank you mystery Smeed fan)

"Ok while we were learning something boring about Vietnam, one of the guys in our class was looking out the window at a bird so naturally smeed stops the whole class and yells:

"LOOK OUT THE WINDOW!....THERE IS A PIGEON!"

She then went on describing this pigeon."

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ALL OF US TO YOU!
WE WISH IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY SO WE COULD PARTY TOO!

Yes Smeed fans you heard right it is Smeed's birthday the most important event during November! Forget Thanksgiving and Guy Fawkes Day, even put aside Movember and focus all your positive energy towards Smeed.

In addition now that we know the date we, the Smeed Stuff staff, emplore you to think big for next year! We're talking HUGE: A trogan horse pinata, a matchstick colleseum, a...toga party?

Have a great Smeed-day everyone (Smeedgiving?) especially to you Smeed. We know you're reading. Even if its only to collect evidence for those restraining orders you've been trying to get.

"I don't run. I glide."

- Sugar Smeed (as in sugar glider - yes thats the flappy squirrel thing above)

"HI TORI!"

- Smeed (Tori fan expresses her joy)

Some exciting *cough* information on the surname 'Smeed':

This interesting surname has a number of possible origins. Firstly, it may derive from the Old English pre 7th Century "Smethe" meaning smooth and was a topographical name for someone who lived on a piece of smooth, level ground. It may also be of locational origin from Smeeth in Kent, recorded as "Smitha" in the "Index to the Charters and Rolls" in the British Museum 1018, from the same derivation. One, Laurence de Smethe, is noted in the 1275 Hundred Rolls of Kent. The surname may also have originated as a nickname from the same word, "smethe", used in a transferred sense for someone of an amiable disposition. One, William le Smeth, appears in the 1279 Hundred Rolls of Oxfordshire. In the modern idiom the surname has many variant spellings including Smeed, Smeeth, Smead, Smeath, etc.. The marriage of Robert Smee and Agnes Turner took place at Uxbridge, London, on September 24th 1612 and Thomas, son of Lewis and Luce Smee, was christened on January 18th 1638, at St. Dunstan's, Stepney, London. The first recorded spelling of the family name is shown to be that of Richard Smethe, which was dated 1202, in the Pipe Rolls of Cornwall, during the reign of King John known as known as "Lackland", 1199 - 1216. Surnames became necessary when governments introduced personal taxation. In England this was known as Poll Tax. Throughout the centuries, surnames in every country have continued to "develop" often leading to astonishing variants of the original spelling.

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