"HI TORI!"

- Smeed (Tori fan expresses her joy)

Some exciting *cough* information on the surname 'Smeed':

This interesting surname has a number of possible origins. Firstly, it may derive from the Old English pre 7th Century "Smethe" meaning smooth and was a topographical name for someone who lived on a piece of smooth, level ground. It may also be of locational origin from Smeeth in Kent, recorded as "Smitha" in the "Index to the Charters and Rolls" in the British Museum 1018, from the same derivation. One, Laurence de Smethe, is noted in the 1275 Hundred Rolls of Kent. The surname may also have originated as a nickname from the same word, "smethe", used in a transferred sense for someone of an amiable disposition. One, William le Smeth, appears in the 1279 Hundred Rolls of Oxfordshire. In the modern idiom the surname has many variant spellings including Smeed, Smeeth, Smead, Smeath, etc.. The marriage of Robert Smee and Agnes Turner took place at Uxbridge, London, on September 24th 1612 and Thomas, son of Lewis and Luce Smee, was christened on January 18th 1638, at St. Dunstan's, Stepney, London. The first recorded spelling of the family name is shown to be that of Richard Smethe, which was dated 1202, in the Pipe Rolls of Cornwall, during the reign of King John known as known as "Lackland", 1199 - 1216. Surnames became necessary when governments introduced personal taxation. In England this was known as Poll Tax. Throughout the centuries, surnames in every country have continued to "develop" often leading to astonishing variants of the original spelling.

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"duh nuh...duh nuh duh nuh"

- Smeed the shark (Jaws theme btw. She did it today. Whilst we were on the computers -_- God you people don't pay nearly enough attention to the comical genius that is Smeed. I mean SERIOUSLY you people shouldn't even be in her class if you aren't going to hear her jokes! Your very presence dilutes the atmosphere of funny. If was it was just us it would be PURE god dammit! A pristine and appreciative sanctuary where only the devoutest of worshippers may bask in the radiant glory of SMEED! --- I shouldn't have had that second cup of coffee.)

whilst marking off the role...

Smeed: Ashlyn... yes...Callum...yes - unfortunately.

The staff of Smeed stuff present to you an excerpt from My Life Is Average:

Today, in history class, we were studying the ancient city states of Ancient Greece. Our teacher (the classic old history teacher) had a rolling chalkboard with a map of greece, and we tried to label them of a reading in our textbook. Our teacher pointed at one unmarked city and asked, "What city is this?" No one answered. After the awkward silence, our teacher yelled "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kicked the chalkboard to the floor. MLIA

One question: Smeed?

"I might not be here next week. I'm planning on having a mental breakdown"

- Smeed-decoy (just kidding)