Fact- Smeed is not afraid to throw mini footballs at your head. Infact, she enjoys it.

In search of more Smeed-songs our resident musicologist found this music video. Toga party anyone?

"I grew up in the ghetto man."
-gangsta Smeed

"I am a walking thesaurus."
-useful, beneficial, advantagous, handy, serviceable, all-purpose, appropriate, helpful Smeed

Smeed: Does anyone know why I went to the office?
Entire Class: Bandaid.
Smeed: Right...

Fact: Volcano pictures excite Smeed and Smeed Decoy.

"I'm going to be throwing almonds at you in a minute... it's either almonds or a chair."
-nutty Smeed

Fact- Smeed has seen Coraline.

"We'll arrange some sort of signal for when I'm talking to other humans."
-secret Smeed

Fact: Smeed gives lunch money to starving school children.