"Tri means three. Tricycle... triangle.... I've gone off on a tangent again"
- Smeed + Smeed + Smeed

Student: I didn't know you were 'up' with technology
Smeed: They showed me the wheel and I went from there.

"Somebody giggles like a freak!"
- (OMG you should have heard her imitation of the giggle) Smeed

Upon being asked if she trusts 'I'm really not Beth', Smeed replies:
"She's been in here long enough to be corrupted by the lot of you! It's the quiet ones you need to look out for."
-Smeed vs. student?

(lego Ceasar be the reason - see last page of handout)

"I'm at least as smart as Einstein."
-sure Smeed

Student: Why can I smell nail polish?
Smeed: Because you are special. And you are having a stroke.

Fact-

duhh!!

During their monotonous shift, four workers discussed what they would do with a time machine in a effort to pass the time (no pun intended...so maybe there was a little intention)

One said "I'd go back in time and fix my life. Firstly by never applying for this job."
Another said "I'd go back in time to get with hot chicks from the past."
Facing the former, the third said "I'd go back in time to kill you. Though I don't really need a time machine for that."

The workers chuckled and continued with their tedious manual labour, forgetting to ask their other colleague who muttered under his breath:

"....baby Smeed."

Smeed fan 1: She's just... awesome.
Smeed fan 2: Yes, there is no other way to explain her. Just a-w-e-s-o-m-e.
Smeed fan 1: Indeed.

"This coffee tastes like dirt. I'll drink it anyway, it has sugar."
-ahhh Smeed

"I will throw something at you. No... I say that a lot. I will throw you at something."
-classic Smeed.