Why run when you can leap!
Courtesy of the Spartacus theatrical production.

"You are not muffin worthy."
-Baker Smeed

"Does anyone disagree? Because I will eat you!"

-Hungry Smeed?

"They could have run around Rome... it would have been fun!"
-ruler Smeed

"Technically, if you are a slave, someone should be feeding you... technically."
-Technically correct Smeed

Exciting news people!
The staff of Smeed Stuff just found a new, more suspenseful description of La Moustache!!
Enjoy and dwell in its awesomeness.

LA MOUSTACHE is a surrealist tale about a man who shaves off his beloved moustache after asking his girlfriend whether she thinks it would be a good idea. After the final remnants of his formerly magnificent creation are washed down the sink the man stands back to see what friends and family think...only to find that none of them notice any difference in his appearance. A crisis of confidence ensues, with the man starting to doubt whether he ever even had a moustache in the first place.

'formerly magnificent creation' indeed!
Now all we must do it convince Smeed to let us watch this magnificent creation of suspenseful media... much more interesting than Spartacus or Finding Nemo!

"ooo... a peacock. Scary!"
-La Smeed

"Don't make me use my angry face!"
-deemS

Fact- Spain is rocky... we don't like Spain.

"They set the sheep on fire!"

-sheepish Smeed?

"Cmon! Don't look so excited! You glum little boys and girls."
-Smeed the wise

Student: If we do Ancient History next year, will you be teaching us?
Smeed: I'm the only idiot willing to teach Ancient History at our school.

"If you want something... set it on fire!"

-Arsonist Smeed